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YO MOMMA SO POOR !
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo momma so poor when I ring the
doorbell she says,"DING!"
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!
Yo momma so poor she went
to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's
fingers.
Yo momma so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.
Yo momma so poor she was in K-Mart with a box of
Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and
calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so poor she put penny candy on layaway.
Yo momma so poor she takes showers in
the rain.
Yo momma's so poor I went to the park and stepped on a lit ciggerette and she said "Who turned off the heat"
Yo momma so poor she saw a burning cigerette, and started singing, "clap you hands and stomp you feet, praise the lord,
we got heat!"
Yo momma so poor she was walking down the street and she saw a begger then she took his money and said thanks
Yo momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
YO MOMMA SO UGLY !
Yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo momma so ugly when
she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested
for mooning.
Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's
go bury it."
Yo momma so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed
"Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"
Yo momma
so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to
be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo momma so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo
momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
YO MOMMA SO OLD !
Yo momma so old I told her to act her own age, and the bitch died.
Yo momma so old she
has Jesus' beeper number!
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1!
Yo momma so old that when God said let
the be light, she hit the switch'
Yo momma so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo momma
so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks!
Yo momma so old she's in Jesus's yearbook!
Yo momma so old she has a picture of Moses
in her yearbook.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo momma so old she knew Burger King while
he was still a prince.
Yo momma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade.
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
Yo momma so old she was Jesus Wet Nurse
Yo momma so old shes blind from the big bang
Yo momma so old even God calls
her mother!
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