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YO MOMMA SO STUPID !
Yo mamma so stupid she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout.
Yo mamma so stupid she thought an evlevator was a mobile home.
Yo mamma so stupid she saw a sign that said caution wet floor she peed.
Yo mamma so stupid if i got a penny of her thoughts, you'd get change.
Yo mamma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ !
Yo mamma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside she runs outisde with a bowl.
Yo mamma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order !
Yo mamma so stupid she got locked in a gorcery store and starved !
Yo mamma so stupid she studied for a drug test.
Yo mamma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Yo mamma so stupid she asked you "what the number for 911"
Yo mamma so stupid she tried to drown a fish!
Yo mamma so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo momma so supid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterbacks a refund!
 
 
 
 
 
 

YO MAMMA SO FAT !
Yo momma is so fat she uses the highway for a slippin' slide
Yo momma so fat she play pool with the planets
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo momma is so fat that when she turns her head, her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo momma so fat her nickname is "DAMN"
Yo Momma so fat she stood on a scale, and the scales life flashed before it eyes
Yo momma so fat she stood on a scale and it said "TO BE CONTINUED"
Yo momma so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!
Yo momma so fat when she turn around it's her birthday.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo momma so fat she uses redwoods to pick her teeth
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.
Yo momma so fat when she walks she says " I'm hallin ass"
Yo momma so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her back!
Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones.
Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo momma so fat she got hit by a parked car!
Yo momma so fat were in her right now